Warfrost
riverclan . 
Black-and-white warrior of RiverClan[/color][M:-510]
Posts: 184
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Post by Warfrost on Mar 24, 2011 17:49:38 GMT -6
One day, a fat old geezer was sitting under a "For Sale" sign wearing only underwear and a scarf. He smiled, jittering nonsense about how he cost about as much as a snowcone. Standing up suddenly, he scared kids to hell, implanting remote-controlled microchips inside their skulls, reanimating their corpses. However, only because he was creepy and intellectually blind to brutal reality. Realizing this, he wished his wife was actual pretty, but she's dead. So, he winded down on the curb reading upside down newspapers until a hungry, immortal god bought him. Then
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[D] e a t h k i t
riverclan .
Pretty black kit of RiverClan[/size][M:-110]
PRIDE! ..My new obsession
Posts: 172
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Post by [D] e a t h k i t on Mar 24, 2011 17:51:39 GMT -6
One day, a fat old geezer was sitting under a "For Sale" sign wearing only underwear and a scarf. He smiled, jittering nonsense about how he cost about as much as a snowcone. Standing up suddenly, he scared kids to hell, implanting remote-controlled microchips inside their skulls, reanimating their corpses. However, only because he was creepy and intellectually blind to brutal reality. Realizing this, he wished his wife was actual pretty, but she's dead. So, he winded down on the curb reading upside down newspapers until a hungry, immortal god bought him. Then the immortal god
--Evening
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Warfrost
riverclan .
Black-and-white warrior of RiverClan[/color][M:-510]
Posts: 184
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Post by Warfrost on Mar 24, 2011 17:54:22 GMT -6
One day, a fat old geezer was sitting under a "For Sale" sign wearing only underwear and a scarf. He smiled, jittering nonsense about how he cost about as much as a snowcone. Standing up suddenly, he scared kids to hell, implanting remote-controlled microchips inside their skulls, reanimating their corpses. However, only because he was creepy and intellectually blind to brutal reality. Realizing this, he wished his wife was actual pretty, but she's dead. So, he winded down on the curb reading upside down newspapers until a hungry, immortal god bought him. Then the immortal god cooked the geezer.
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[D] e a t h k i t
riverclan .
Pretty black kit of RiverClan[/size][M:-110]
PRIDE! ..My new obsession
Posts: 172
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Post by [D] e a t h k i t on Mar 24, 2011 17:55:24 GMT -6
One day, a fat old geezer was sitting under a "For Sale" sign wearing only underwear and a scarf. He smiled, jittering nonsense about how he cost about as much as a snowcone. Standing up suddenly, he scared kids to hell, implanting remote-controlled microchips inside their skulls, reanimating their corpses. However, only because he was creepy and intellectually blind to brutal reality. Realizing this, he wished his wife was actual pretty, but she's dead. So, he winded down on the curb reading upside down newspapers until a hungry, immortal god bought him. Then the immortal god cooked the geezer. Jumping out of
--Evening
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Warfrost
riverclan .
Black-and-white warrior of RiverClan[/color][M:-510]
Posts: 184
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Post by Warfrost on Mar 24, 2011 17:58:37 GMT -6
One day, a fat old geezer was sitting under a "For Sale" sign wearing only underwear and a scarf. He smiled, jittering nonsense about how he cost about as much as a snowcone. Standing up suddenly, he scared kids to hell, implanting remote-controlled microchips inside their skulls, reanimating their corpses. However, only because he was creepy and intellectually blind to brutal reality. Realizing this, he wished his wife was actual pretty, but she's dead. So, he winded down on the curb reading upside down newspapers until a hungry, immortal god bought him. Then the immortal god cooked the geezer. Jumping out of the oven, he
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[D] e a t h k i t
riverclan .
Pretty black kit of RiverClan[/size][M:-110]
PRIDE! ..My new obsession
Posts: 172
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Post by [D] e a t h k i t on Mar 24, 2011 18:01:39 GMT -6
One day, a fat old geezer was sitting under a "For Sale" sign wearing only underwear and a scarf. He smiled, jittering nonsense about how he cost about as much as a snowcone. Standing up suddenly, he scared kids to hell, implanting remote-controlled microchips inside their skulls, reanimating their corpses. However, only because he was creepy and intellectually blind to brutal reality. Realizing this, he wished his wife was actual pretty, but she's dead. So, he winded down on the curb reading upside down newspapers until a hungry, immortal god bought him. Then the immortal god cooked the geezer. Jumping out of the oven, he nakedly fled from
--Evening
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Warfrost
riverclan .
Black-and-white warrior of RiverClan[/color][M:-510]
Posts: 184
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Post by Warfrost on Mar 24, 2011 18:03:00 GMT -6
One day, a fat old geezer was sitting under a "For Sale" sign wearing only underwear and a scarf. He smiled, jittering nonsense about how he cost about as much as a snowcone. Standing up suddenly, he scared kids to hell, implanting remote-controlled microchips inside their skulls, reanimating their corpses. However, only because he was creepy and intellectually blind to brutal reality. Realizing this, he wished his wife was actual pretty, but she's dead. So, he winded down on the curb reading upside down newspapers until a hungry, immortal god bought him. Then the immortal god cooked the geezer. Jumping out of the oven, he nakedly fled from the immortal god.
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[D] e a t h k i t
riverclan .
Pretty black kit of RiverClan[/size][M:-110]
PRIDE! ..My new obsession
Posts: 172
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Post by [D] e a t h k i t on Mar 24, 2011 18:06:15 GMT -6
One day, a fat old geezer was sitting under a "For Sale" sign wearing only underwear and a scarf. He smiled, jittering nonsense about how he cost about as much as a snowcone. Standing up suddenly, he scared kids to hell, implanting remote-controlled microchips inside their skulls, reanimating their corpses. However, only because he was creepy and intellectually blind to brutal reality. Realizing this, he wished his wife was actual pretty, but she's dead. So, he winded down on the curb reading upside down newspapers until a hungry, immortal god bought him. Then the immortal god cooked the geezer. Jumping out of the oven, he nakedly fled from the immortal god. Alas, it was
--Evening
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Warfrost
riverclan .
Black-and-white warrior of RiverClan[/color][M:-510]
Posts: 184
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Post by Warfrost on Mar 24, 2011 18:08:06 GMT -6
One day, a fat old geezer was sitting under a "For Sale" sign wearing only underwear and a scarf. He smiled, jittering nonsense about how he cost about as much as a snowcone. Standing up suddenly, he scared kids to hell, implanting remote-controlled microchips inside their skulls, reanimating their corpses. However, only because he was creepy and intellectually blind to brutal reality. Realizing this, he wished his wife was actual pretty, but she's dead. So, he winded down on the curb reading upside down newspapers until a hungry, immortal god bought him. Then the immortal god cooked the geezer. Jumping out of the oven, he nakedly fled from the immortal god. Alas, it was over soon after
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[D] e a t h k i t
riverclan .
Pretty black kit of RiverClan[/size][M:-110]
PRIDE! ..My new obsession
Posts: 172
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Post by [D] e a t h k i t on Mar 24, 2011 18:10:25 GMT -6
One day, a fat old geezer was sitting under a "For Sale" sign wearing only underwear and a scarf. He smiled, jittering nonsense about how he cost about as much as a snowcone. Standing up suddenly, he scared kids to hell, implanting remote-controlled microchips inside their skulls, reanimating their corpses. However, only because he was creepy and intellectually blind to brutal reality. Realizing this, he wished his wife was actual pretty, but she's dead. So, he winded down on the curb reading upside down newspapers until a hungry, immortal god bought him. Then the immortal god cooked the geezer. Jumping out of the oven, he nakedly fled from the immortal god. Alas, it was over soon after the old man
--Evening
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Warfrost
riverclan .
Black-and-white warrior of RiverClan[/color][M:-510]
Posts: 184
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Post by Warfrost on Mar 24, 2011 18:12:04 GMT -6
One day, a fat old geezer was sitting under a "For Sale" sign wearing only underwear and a scarf. He smiled, jittering nonsense about how he cost about as much as a snowcone. Standing up suddenly, he scared kids to hell, implanting remote-controlled microchips inside their skulls, reanimating their corpses. However, only because he was creepy and intellectually blind to brutal reality. Realizing this, he wished his wife was actual pretty, but she's dead. So, he winded down on the curb reading upside down newspapers until a hungry, immortal god bought him. Then the immortal god cooked the geezer. Jumping out of the oven, he nakedly fled from the immortal god. Alas, it was over soon after the old man jumped off a
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[D] e a t h k i t
riverclan .
Pretty black kit of RiverClan[/size][M:-110]
PRIDE! ..My new obsession
Posts: 172
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Post by [D] e a t h k i t on Mar 24, 2011 18:15:42 GMT -6
One day, a fat old geezer was sitting under a "For Sale" sign wearing only underwear and a scarf. He smiled, jittering nonsense about how he cost about as much as a snowcone. Standing up suddenly, he scared kids to hell, implanting remote-controlled microchips inside their skulls, reanimating their corpses. However, only because he was creepy and intellectually blind to brutal reality. Realizing this, he wished his wife was actual pretty, but she's dead. So, he winded down on the curb reading upside down newspapers until a hungry, immortal god bought him. Then the immortal god cooked the geezer. Jumping out of the oven, he nakedly fled from the immortal god. Alas, it was over soon after the old man jumped off a cliff and committed
--Evening
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Warfrost
riverclan .
Black-and-white warrior of RiverClan[/color][M:-510]
Posts: 184
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Post by Warfrost on Mar 24, 2011 18:17:06 GMT -6
One day, a fat old geezer was sitting under a "For Sale" sign wearing only underwear and a scarf. He smiled, jittering nonsense about how he cost about as much as a snowcone. Standing up suddenly, he scared kids to hell, implanting remote-controlled microchips inside their skulls, reanimating their corpses. However, only because he was creepy and intellectually blind to brutal reality. Realizing this, he wished his wife was actual pretty, but she's dead. So, he winded down on the curb reading upside down newspapers until a hungry, immortal god bought him. Then the immortal god cooked the geezer. Jumping out of the oven, he nakedly fled from the immortal god. Alas, it was over soon after the old man jumped off a cliff and committed suicide.
The ambulances
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[D] e a t h k i t
riverclan .
Pretty black kit of RiverClan[/size][M:-110]
PRIDE! ..My new obsession
Posts: 172
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Post by [D] e a t h k i t on Mar 24, 2011 18:21:03 GMT -6
One day, a fat old geezer was sitting under a "For Sale" sign wearing only underwear and a scarf. He smiled, jittering nonsense about how he cost about as much as a snowcone. Standing up suddenly, he scared kids to hell, implanting remote-controlled microchips inside their skulls, reanimating their corpses. However, only because he was creepy and intellectually blind to brutal reality. Realizing this, he wished his wife was actual pretty, but she's dead. So, he winded down on the curb reading upside down newspapers until a hungry, immortal god bought him. Then the immortal god cooked the geezer. Jumping out of the oven, he nakedly fled from the immortal god. Alas, it was over soon after the old man jumped off a cliff and committed suicide.
The ambulances consisted of Direpaw
--Evening
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Warfrost
riverclan .
Black-and-white warrior of RiverClan[/color][M:-510]
Posts: 184
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Post by Warfrost on Mar 24, 2011 18:21:58 GMT -6
One day, a fat old geezer was sitting under a "For Sale" sign wearing only underwear and a scarf. He smiled, jittering nonsense about how he cost about as much as a snowcone. Standing up suddenly, he scared kids to hell, implanting remote-controlled microchips inside their skulls, reanimating their corpses. However, only because he was creepy and intellectually blind to brutal reality. Realizing this, he wished his wife was actual pretty, but she's dead. So, he winded down on the curb reading upside down newspapers until a hungry, immortal god bought him. Then the immortal god cooked the geezer. Jumping out of the oven, he nakedly fled from the immortal god. Alas, it was over soon after the old man jumped off a cliff and committed suicide.
The ambulances consisted of Direpaw and Eveningkit, with
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