Bonesong
windclan . 
Sleek, black dappled warrior of WindClan[M:0]
Posts: 27
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Post by Bonesong on Apr 1, 2011 17:59:30 GMT -6
One day, a fat old geezer was sitting under a "For Sale" sign wearing only underwear and a scarf. He smiled, jittering nonsense about how he cost about as much as a snowcone. Standing up suddenly, he scared kids to hell, implanting remote-controlled microchips inside their skulls, reanimating their corpses. However, only because he was creepy and intellectually blind to brutal reality. Realizing this, he wished his wife was actual pretty, but she's dead. So, he winded down on the curb reading upside down newspapers until a hungry, immortal god bought him. Then the immortal god cooked the geezer. Jumping out of the oven, he nakedly fled from the immortal god. Alas, it was over soon after the old man jumped off a cliff and committed suicide.
The ambulances consisted of Direpaw and Eveningkit, with...ironically Deathkit as a nurse. The car zoomed to the hospital and Deathkit soon died from poison. Later, the many doctors did sugery on the poor, old geezer who jumped off the cliff. They were wildly alcoholic skeletons, but managed to fix him up. Along with many elegant, beautiful crazies. The naked geezer soon found out he was alive! Oh the joy that he felt! Racing from the hospital, a tear fell from his big, round eye.
But the craziness of the world did not favor naked old geezers, and so he
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[D] e a t h k i t
riverclan .
Pretty black kit of RiverClan[/size][M:-110]
PRIDE! ..My new obsession
Posts: 172
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Post by [D] e a t h k i t on Apr 2, 2011 10:58:37 GMT -6
One day, a fat old geezer was sitting under a "For Sale" sign wearing only underwear and a scarf. He smiled, jittering nonsense about how he cost about as much as a snowcone. Standing up suddenly, he scared kids to hell, implanting remote-controlled microchips inside their skulls, reanimating their corpses. However, only because he was creepy and intellectually blind to brutal reality. Realizing this, he wished his wife was actual pretty, but she's dead. So, he winded down on the curb reading upside down newspapers until a hungry, immortal god bought him. Then the immortal god cooked the geezer. Jumping out of the oven, he nakedly fled from the immortal god. Alas, it was over soon after the old man jumped off a cliff and committed suicide.
The ambulances consisted of Direpaw and Eveningkit, with...ironically Deathkit as a nurse. The car zoomed to the hospital and Deathkit soon died from poison. Later, the many doctors did sugery on the poor, old geezer who jumped off the cliff. They were wildly alcoholic skeletons, but managed to fix him up. Along with many elegant, beautiful crazies. The naked geezer soon found out he was alive! Oh the joy that he felt! Racing from the hospital, a tear fell from his big, round eye.
But the craziness of the world did not favor naked old geezers, and so he sat depressed upon
--Evening
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Bonesong
windclan .
Sleek, black dappled warrior of WindClan[M:0]
Posts: 27
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Post by Bonesong on Apr 3, 2011 9:27:45 GMT -6
One day, a fat old geezer was sitting under a "For Sale" sign wearing only underwear and a scarf. He smiled, jittering nonsense about how he cost about as much as a snowcone. Standing up suddenly, he scared kids to hell, implanting remote-controlled microchips inside their skulls, reanimating their corpses. However, only because he was creepy and intellectually blind to brutal reality. Realizing this, he wished his wife was actual pretty, but she's dead. So, he winded down on the curb reading upside down newspapers until a hungry, immortal god bought him. Then the immortal god cooked the geezer. Jumping out of the oven, he nakedly fled from the immortal god. Alas, it was over soon after the old man jumped off a cliff and committed suicide.
The ambulances consisted of Direpaw and Eveningkit, with...ironically Deathkit as a nurse. The car zoomed to the hospital and Deathkit soon died from poison. Later, the many doctors did sugery on the poor, old geezer who jumped off the cliff. They were wildly alcoholic skeletons, but managed to fix him up. Along with many elegant, beautiful crazies. The naked geezer soon found out he was alive! Oh the joy that he felt! Racing from the hospital, a tear fell from his big, round eye.
But the craziness of the world did not favor naked old geezers, and so he sat depressed upon a cold rock.
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Sandpaw
thunderclan .
Sandy tabby apprentice of ThunderClan[M:0]
Posts: 7
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Post by Sandpaw on Apr 3, 2011 14:00:29 GMT -6
One day, a fat old geezer was sitting under a "For Sale" sign wearing only underwear and a scarf. He smiled, jittering nonsense about how he cost about as much as a snowcone. Standing up suddenly, he scared kids to hell, implanting remote-controlled microchips inside their skulls, reanimating their corpses. However, only because he was creepy and intellectually blind to brutal reality. Realizing this, he wished his wife was actual pretty, but she's dead. So, he winded down on the curb reading upside down newspapers until a hungry, immortal god bought him. Then the immortal god cooked the geezer. Jumping out of the oven, he nakedly fled from the immortal god. Alas, it was over soon after the old man jumped off a cliff and committed suicide.The ambulances consisted of Direpaw and Eveningkit, with...ironically Deathkit as a nurse. The car zoomed to the hospital and Deathkit soon died from poison. Later, the many doctors did sugery on the poor, old geezer who jumped off the cliff. They were wildly alcoholic skeletons, but managed to fix him up. Along with many elegant, beautiful crazies. The naked geezer soon found out he was alive! Oh the joy that he felt! Racing from the hospital, a tear fell from his big, round eye.
But the craziness of the world did not favor naked old geezers, and so he sat depressed upon a cold rock. Trying to think
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Bonesong
windclan .
Sleek, black dappled warrior of WindClan[M:0]
Posts: 27
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Post by Bonesong on Apr 3, 2011 16:36:40 GMT -6
One day, a fat old geezer was sitting under a "For Sale" sign wearing only underwear and a scarf. He smiled, jittering nonsense about how he cost about as much as a snowcone. Standing up suddenly, he scared kids to hell, implanting remote-controlled microchips inside their skulls, reanimating their corpses. However, only because he was creepy and intellectually blind to brutal reality. Realizing this, he wished his wife was actual pretty, but she's dead. So, he winded down on the curb reading upside down newspapers until a hungry, immortal god bought him. Then the immortal god cooked the geezer. Jumping out of the oven, he nakedly fled from the immortal god. Alas, it was over soon after the old man jumped off a cliff and committed suicide.The ambulances consisted of Direpaw and Eveningkit, with...ironically Deathkit as a nurse. The car zoomed to the hospital and Deathkit soon died from poison. Later, the many doctors did sugery on the poor, old geezer who jumped off the cliff. They were wildly alcoholic skeletons, but managed to fix him up. Along with many elegant, beautiful crazies. The naked geezer soon found out he was alive! Oh the joy that he felt! Racing from the hospital, a tear fell from his big, round eye.
But the craziness of the world did not favor naked old geezers, and so he sat depressed upon a cold rock. Trying to think of a way
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[D] e a t h k i t
riverclan .
Pretty black kit of RiverClan[/size][M:-110]
PRIDE! ..My new obsession
Posts: 172
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Post by [D] e a t h k i t on Apr 4, 2011 13:23:18 GMT -6
One day, a fat old geezer was sitting under a "For Sale" sign wearing only underwear and a scarf. He smiled, jittering nonsense about how he cost about as much as a snowcone. Standing up suddenly, he scared kids to hell, implanting remote-controlled microchips inside their skulls, reanimating their corpses. However, only because he was creepy and intellectually blind to brutal reality. Realizing this, he wished his wife was actual pretty, but she's dead. So, he winded down on the curb reading upside down newspapers until a hungry, immortal god bought him. Then the immortal god cooked the geezer. Jumping out of the oven, he nakedly fled from the immortal god. Alas, it was over soon after the old man jumped off a cliff and committed suicide.
The ambulances consisted of Direpaw and Eveningkit, with...ironically Deathkit as a nurse. The car zoomed to the hospital and Deathkit soon died from poison. Later, the many doctors did sugery on the poor, old geezer who jumped off the cliff. They were wildly alcoholic skeletons, but managed to fix him up. Along with many elegant, beautiful crazies. The naked geezer soon found out he was alive! Oh the joy that he felt! Racing from the hospital, a tear fell from his big, round eye.
But the craziness of the world did not favor naked old geezers, and so he sat depressed upon a cold rock. Trying to think of a way to begin a
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Warfrost
riverclan .
Black-and-white warrior of RiverClan[/color][M:-510]
Posts: 184
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Post by Warfrost on Apr 4, 2011 19:01:45 GMT -6
One day, a fat old geezer was sitting under a "For Sale" sign wearing only underwear and a scarf. He smiled, jittering nonsense about how he cost about as much as a snowcone. Standing up suddenly, he scared kids to hell, implanting remote-controlled microchips inside their skulls, reanimating their corpses. However, only because he was creepy and intellectually blind to brutal reality. Realizing this, he wished his wife was actual pretty, but she's dead. So, he winded down on the curb reading upside down newspapers until a hungry, immortal god bought him. Then the immortal god cooked the geezer. Jumping out of the oven, he nakedly fled from the immortal god. Alas, it was over soon after the old man jumped off a cliff and committed suicide.
The ambulances consisted of Direpaw and Eveningkit, with...ironically Deathkit as a nurse. The car zoomed to the hospital and Deathkit soon died from poison. Later, the many doctors did sugery on the poor, old geezer who jumped off the cliff. They were wildly alcoholic skeletons, but managed to fix him up. Along with many elegant, beautiful crazies. The naked geezer soon found out he was alive! Oh the joy that he felt! Racing from the hospital, a tear fell from his big, round eye.
But the craziness of the world did not favor naked old geezers, and so he sat depressed upon a cold rock. Trying to think of a way to begin a old geezer riot,
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[D] e a t h k i t
riverclan .
Pretty black kit of RiverClan[/size][M:-110]
PRIDE! ..My new obsession
Posts: 172
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Post by [D] e a t h k i t on Apr 9, 2011 18:30:00 GMT -6
One day, a fat old geezer was sitting under a "For Sale" sign wearing only underwear and a scarf. He smiled, jittering nonsense about how he cost about as much as a snowcone. Standing up suddenly, he scared kids to hell, implanting remote-controlled microchips inside their skulls, reanimating their corpses. However, only because he was creepy and intellectually blind to brutal reality. Realizing this, he wished his wife was actual pretty, but she's dead. So, he winded down on the curb reading upside down newspapers until a hungry, immortal god bought him. Then the immortal god cooked the geezer. Jumping out of the oven, he nakedly fled from the immortal god. Alas, it was over soon after the old man jumped off a cliff and committed suicide.
The ambulances consisted of Direpaw and Eveningkit, with...ironically Deathkit as a nurse. The car zoomed to the hospital and Deathkit soon died from poison. Later, the many doctors did sugery on the poor, old geezer who jumped off the cliff. They were wildly alcoholic skeletons, but managed to fix him up. Along with many elegant, beautiful crazies. The naked geezer soon found out he was alive! Oh the joy that he felt! Racing from the hospital, a tear fell from his big, round eye.
But the craziness of the world did not favor naked old geezers, and so he sat depressed upon a cold rock. Trying to think of a way to begin an old geezer riot, right in the
--Evening
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Warfrost
riverclan .
Black-and-white warrior of RiverClan[/color][M:-510]
Posts: 184
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Post by Warfrost on Apr 10, 2011 15:30:09 GMT -6
One day, a fat old geezer was sitting under a "For Sale" sign wearing only underwear and a scarf. He smiled, jittering nonsense about how he cost about as much as a snowcone. Standing up suddenly, he scared kids to hell, implanting remote-controlled microchips inside their skulls, reanimating their corpses. However, only because he was creepy and intellectually blind to brutal reality. Realizing this, he wished his wife was actual pretty, but she's dead. So, he winded down on the curb reading upside down newspapers until a hungry, immortal god bought him. Then the immortal god cooked the geezer. Jumping out of the oven, he nakedly fled from the immortal god. Alas, it was over soon after the old man jumped off a cliff and committed suicide.
The ambulances consisted of Direpaw and Eveningkit, with...ironically Deathkit as a nurse. The car zoomed to the hospital and Deathkit soon died from poison. Later, the many doctors did sugery on the poor, old geezer who jumped off the cliff. They were wildly alcoholic skeletons, but managed to fix him up. Along with many elegant, beautiful crazies. The naked geezer soon found out he was alive! Oh the joy that he felt! Racing from the hospital, a tear fell from his big, round eye.
But the craziness of the world did not favor naked old geezers, and so he sat depressed upon a cold rock. Trying to think of a way to begin an old geezer riot, right in the middle of the
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[D] e a t h k i t
riverclan .
Pretty black kit of RiverClan[/size][M:-110]
PRIDE! ..My new obsession
Posts: 172
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Post by [D] e a t h k i t on Apr 10, 2011 18:45:10 GMT -6
One day, a fat old geezer was sitting under a "For Sale" sign wearing only underwear and a scarf. He smiled, tittering nonsense about how he cost about as much as a snow-cone. Standing up suddenly, he scared kids to hell, implanting remote-controlled microchips inside their skulls, reanimating their corpses. However, only because he was creepy and intellectually blind to brutal reality. Realizing this, he wished his wife was actual pretty, but she's dead. So, he winded down on the curb reading upside down newspapers until a hungry, immortal god bought him. Then the immortal god cooked the geezer. Jumping out of the oven, he nakedly fled from the immortal god. Alas, it was over soon after the old man jumped off a cliff and committed suicide.
The ambulances consisted of Direpaw and Eveningkit, with...ironically Deathkit as a nurse. The car zoomed to the hospital and Deathkit soon died from poison. Later, the many doctors did surgery on the poor, old geezer who jumped off the cliff. They were wildly alcoholic skeletons, but managed to fix him up. Along with many elegant, beautiful crazies. The naked geezer soon found out he was alive! Oh the joy that he felt! Racing from the hospital, a tear fell from his big, round eye.
But the craziness of the world did not favor naked old geezers, and so he sat depressed upon a cold rock. Trying to think of a way to begin an old geezer riot, right in the middle of the Zebra's Paradise of
--Evening
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Warfrost
riverclan .
Black-and-white warrior of RiverClan[/color][M:-510]
Posts: 184
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Post by Warfrost on Apr 11, 2011 10:38:35 GMT -6
One day, a fat old geezer was sitting under a "For Sale" sign wearing only underwear and a scarf. He smiled, tittering nonsense about how he cost about as much as a snow-cone. Standing up suddenly, he scared kids to hell, implanting remote-controlled microchips inside their skulls, reanimating their corpses. However, only because he was creepy and intellectually blind to brutal reality. Realizing this, he wished his wife was actual pretty, but she's dead. So, he winded down on the curb reading upside down newspapers until a hungry, immortal god bought him. Then the immortal god cooked the geezer. Jumping out of the oven, he nakedly fled from the immortal god. Alas, it was over soon after the old man jumped off a cliff and committed suicide.
The ambulances consisted of Direpaw and Eveningkit, with...ironically Deathkit as a nurse. The car zoomed to the hospital and Deathkit soon died from poison. Later, the many doctors did surgery on the poor, old geezer who jumped off the cliff. They were wildly alcoholic skeletons, but managed to fix him up. Along with many elegant, beautiful crazies. The naked geezer soon found out he was alive! Oh the joy that he felt! Racing from the hospital, a tear fell from his big, round eye.
But the craziness of the world did not favor naked old geezers, and so he sat depressed upon a cold rock. Trying to think of a way to begin an old geezer riot, right in the middle of the Zebra's Paradise of Islands. He and
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[D] e a t h k i t
riverclan .
Pretty black kit of RiverClan[/size][M:-110]
PRIDE! ..My new obsession
Posts: 172
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Post by [D] e a t h k i t on Apr 11, 2011 13:13:26 GMT -6
One day, a fat old geezer was sitting under a "For Sale" sign wearing only underwear and a scarf. He smiled, tittering nonsense about how he cost about as much as a snow-cone. Standing up suddenly, he scared kids to hell, implanting remote-controlled microchips inside their skulls, reanimating their corpses. However, only because he was creepy and intellectually blind to brutal reality. Realizing this, he wished his wife was actual pretty, but she's dead. So, he winded down on the curb reading upside down newspapers until a hungry, immortal god bought him. Then the immortal god cooked the geezer. Jumping out of the oven, he nakedly fled from the immortal god. Alas, it was over soon after the old man jumped off a cliff and committed suicide.
The ambulances consisted of Direpaw and Eveningkit, with...ironically Deathkit as a nurse. The car zoomed to the hospital and Deathkit soon died from poison. Later, the many doctors did surgery on the poor, old geezer who jumped off the cliff. They were wildly alcoholic skeletons, but managed to fix him up. Along with many elegant, beautiful crazies. The naked geezer soon found out he was alive! Oh the joy that he felt! Racing from the hospital, a tear fell from his big, round eye.
But the craziness of the world did not favor naked old geezers, and so he sat depressed upon a cold rock. Trying to think of a way to begin an old geezer riot, right in the middle of the Zebra's Paradise of Islands. He and a few other
--Evening
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»» Morningheart
riverclan .
Sleek brown tabby warrior of RiverClan[/size][M:-200]
Posts: 20
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Post by »» Morningheart on Apr 12, 2011 11:47:14 GMT -6
One day, a fat old geezer was sitting under a "For Sale" sign wearing only underwear and a scarf. He smiled, tittering nonsense about how he cost about as much as a snow-cone. Standing up suddenly, he scared kids to hell, implanting remote-controlled microchips inside their skulls, reanimating their corpses. However, only because he was creepy and intellectually blind to brutal reality. Realizing this, he wished his wife was actual pretty, but she's dead. So, he winded down on the curb reading upside down newspapers until a hungry, immortal god bought him. Then the immortal god cooked the geezer. Jumping out of the oven, he nakedly fled from the immortal god. Alas, it was over soon after the old man jumped off a cliff and committed suicide.
The ambulances consisted of Direpaw and Eveningkit, with...ironically Deathkit as a nurse. The car zoomed to the hospital and Deathkit soon died from poison. Later, the many doctors did surgery on the poor, old geezer who jumped off the cliff. They were wildly alcoholic skeletons, but managed to fix him up. Along with many elegant, beautiful crazies. The naked geezer soon found out he was alive! Oh the joy that he felt! Racing from the hospital, a tear fell from his big, round eye.
But the craziness of the world did not favor naked old geezers, and so he sat depressed upon a cold rock. Trying to think of a way to begin an old geezer riot, right in the middle of the Zebra's Paradise of Islands. He and a few other insane naked people
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Vulturepaw
shadowclan .
Brown tabby apprentice of ShadowClan[/size][M:0]
Posts: 10
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Post by Vulturepaw on Apr 13, 2011 13:12:35 GMT -6
One day, a fat old geezer was sitting under a "For Sale" sign wearing only underwear and a scarf. He smiled, tittering nonsense about how he cost about as much as a snow-cone. Standing up suddenly, he scared kids to hell, implanting remote-controlled microchips inside their skulls, reanimating their corpses. However, only because he was creepy and intellectually blind to brutal reality. Realizing this, he wished his wife was actual pretty, but she's dead. So, he winded down on the curb reading upside down newspapers until a hungry, immortal god bought him. Then the immortal god cooked the geezer. Jumping out of the oven, he nakedly fled from the immortal god. Alas, it was over soon after the old man jumped off a cliff and committed suicide.
The ambulances consisted of Direpaw and Eveningkit, with...ironically Deathkit as a nurse. The car zoomed to the hospital and Deathkit soon died from poison. Later, the many doctors did surgery on the poor, old geezer who jumped off the cliff. They were wildly alcoholic skeletons, but managed to fix him up. Along with many elegant, beautiful crazies. The naked geezer soon found out he was alive! Oh the joy that he felt! Racing from the hospital, a tear fell from his big, round eye.
But the craziness of the world did not favor naked old geezers, and so he sat depressed upon a cold rock. Trying to think of a way to begin an old geezer riot, right in the middle of the Zebra's Paradise of Islands. He and a few other insane naked people held up signs
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»» Morningheart
riverclan .
Sleek brown tabby warrior of RiverClan[/size][M:-200]
Posts: 20
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Post by »» Morningheart on Apr 13, 2011 15:34:29 GMT -6
One day, a fat old geezer was sitting under a "For Sale" sign wearing only underwear and a scarf. He smiled, tittering nonsense about how he cost about as much as a snow-cone. Standing up suddenly, he scared kids to hell, implanting remote-controlled microchips inside their skulls, reanimating their corpses. However, only because he was creepy and intellectually blind to brutal reality. Realizing this, he wished his wife was actual pretty, but she's dead. So, he winded down on the curb reading upside down newspapers until a hungry, immortal god bought him. Then the immortal god cooked the geezer. Jumping out of the oven, he nakedly fled from the immortal god. Alas, it was over soon after the old man jumped off a cliff and committed suicide.
The ambulances consisted of Direpaw and Eveningkit, with...ironically Deathkit as a nurse. The car zoomed to the hospital and Deathkit soon died from poison. Later, the many doctors did surgery on the poor, old geezer who jumped off the cliff. They were wildly alcoholic skeletons, but managed to fix him up. Along with many elegant, beautiful crazies. The naked geezer soon found out he was alive! Oh the joy that he felt! Racing from the hospital, a tear fell from his big, round eye.
But the craziness of the world did not favor naked old geezers, and so he sat depressed upon a cold rock. Trying to think of a way to begin an old geezer riot, right in the middle of the Zebra's Paradise of Islands. He and a few other insane naked people held up signs so they could
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