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riverclan . 
Pretty black kit of RiverClan[/size][M:-110]
PRIDE! ..My new obsession
Posts: 172
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Post by [D] e a t h k i t on Mar 24, 2011 18:31:27 GMT -6
One day, a fat old geezer was sitting under a "For Sale" sign wearing only underwear and a scarf. He smiled, jittering nonsense about how he cost about as much as a snowcone. Standing up suddenly, he scared kids to hell, implanting remote-controlled microchips inside their skulls, reanimating their corpses. However, only because he was creepy and intellectually blind to brutal reality. Realizing this, he wished his wife was actual pretty, but she's dead. So, he winded down on the curb reading upside down newspapers until a hungry, immortal god bought him. Then the immortal god cooked the geezer. Jumping out of the oven, he nakedly fled from the immortal god. Alas, it was over soon after the old man jumped off a cliff and committed suicide.
The ambulances consisted of Direpaw and Eveningkit, with...ironically Deathkit
--Evening
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Warfrost
riverclan .
Black-and-white warrior of RiverClan[/color][M:-510]
Posts: 184
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Post by Warfrost on Mar 24, 2011 18:34:41 GMT -6
One day, a fat old geezer was sitting under a "For Sale" sign wearing only underwear and a scarf. He smiled, jittering nonsense about how he cost about as much as a snowcone. Standing up suddenly, he scared kids to hell, implanting remote-controlled microchips inside their skulls, reanimating their corpses. However, only because he was creepy and intellectually blind to brutal reality. Realizing this, he wished his wife was actual pretty, but she's dead. So, he winded down on the curb reading upside down newspapers until a hungry, immortal god bought him. Then the immortal god cooked the geezer. Jumping out of the oven, he nakedly fled from the immortal god. Alas, it was over soon after the old man jumped off a cliff and committed suicide.
The ambulances consisted of Direpaw and Eveningkit, with...ironically Deathkit as a nurse.
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[D] e a t h k i t
riverclan .
Pretty black kit of RiverClan[/size][M:-110]
PRIDE! ..My new obsession
Posts: 172
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Post by [D] e a t h k i t on Mar 24, 2011 18:36:58 GMT -6
One day, a fat old geezer was sitting under a "For Sale" sign wearing only underwear and a scarf. He smiled, jittering nonsense about how he cost about as much as a snowcone. Standing up suddenly, he scared kids to hell, implanting remote-controlled microchips inside their skulls, reanimating their corpses. However, only because he was creepy and intellectually blind to brutal reality. Realizing this, he wished his wife was actual pretty, but she's dead. So, he winded down on the curb reading upside down newspapers until a hungry, immortal god bought him. Then the immortal god cooked the geezer. Jumping out of the oven, he nakedly fled from the immortal god. Alas, it was over soon after the old man jumped off a cliff and committed suicide.
The ambulances consisted of Direpaw and Eveningkit, with...ironically Deathkit as a nurse. The car zoomed
--Evening
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Warfrost
riverclan .
Black-and-white warrior of RiverClan[/color][M:-510]
Posts: 184
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Post by Warfrost on Mar 24, 2011 18:43:02 GMT -6
One day, a fat old geezer was sitting under a "For Sale" sign wearing only underwear and a scarf. He smiled, jittering nonsense about how he cost about as much as a snowcone. Standing up suddenly, he scared kids to hell, implanting remote-controlled microchips inside their skulls, reanimating their corpses. However, only because he was creepy and intellectually blind to brutal reality. Realizing this, he wished his wife was actual pretty, but she's dead. So, he winded down on the curb reading upside down newspapers until a hungry, immortal god bought him. Then the immortal god cooked the geezer. Jumping out of the oven, he nakedly fled from the immortal god. Alas, it was over soon after the old man jumped off a cliff and committed suicide.
The ambulances consisted of Direpaw and Eveningkit, with...ironically Deathkit as a nurse. The car zoomed to the hospital
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[D] e a t h k i t
riverclan .
Pretty black kit of RiverClan[/size][M:-110]
PRIDE! ..My new obsession
Posts: 172
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Post by [D] e a t h k i t on Mar 24, 2011 18:44:41 GMT -6
One day, a fat old geezer was sitting under a "For Sale" sign wearing only underwear and a scarf. He smiled, jittering nonsense about how he cost about as much as a snowcone. Standing up suddenly, he scared kids to hell, implanting remote-controlled microchips inside their skulls, reanimating their corpses. However, only because he was creepy and intellectually blind to brutal reality. Realizing this, he wished his wife was actual pretty, but she's dead. So, he winded down on the curb reading upside down newspapers until a hungry, immortal god bought him. Then the immortal god cooked the geezer. Jumping out of the oven, he nakedly fled from the immortal god. Alas, it was over soon after the old man jumped off a cliff and committed suicide.
The ambulances consisted of Direpaw and Eveningkit, with...ironically Deathkit as a nurse. The car zoomed to the hospital and Deathkit soon
--Evening
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Warfrost
riverclan .
Black-and-white warrior of RiverClan[/color][M:-510]
Posts: 184
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Post by Warfrost on Mar 24, 2011 18:52:29 GMT -6
One day, a fat old geezer was sitting under a "For Sale" sign wearing only underwear and a scarf. He smiled, jittering nonsense about how he cost about as much as a snowcone. Standing up suddenly, he scared kids to hell, implanting remote-controlled microchips inside their skulls, reanimating their corpses. However, only because he was creepy and intellectually blind to brutal reality. Realizing this, he wished his wife was actual pretty, but she's dead. So, he winded down on the curb reading upside down newspapers until a hungry, immortal god bought him. Then the immortal god cooked the geezer. Jumping out of the oven, he nakedly fled from the immortal god. Alas, it was over soon after the old man jumped off a cliff and committed suicide.
The ambulances consisted of Direpaw and Eveningkit, with...ironically Deathkit as a nurse. The car zoomed to the hospital and Deathkit soon died from poison.
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[D] e a t h k i t
riverclan .
Pretty black kit of RiverClan[/size][M:-110]
PRIDE! ..My new obsession
Posts: 172
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Post by [D] e a t h k i t on Mar 25, 2011 13:20:08 GMT -6
One day, a fat old geezer was sitting under a "For Sale" sign wearing only underwear and a scarf. He smiled, jittering nonsense about how he cost about as much as a snowcone. Standing up suddenly, he scared kids to hell, implanting remote-controlled microchips inside their skulls, reanimating their corpses. However, only because he was creepy and intellectually blind to brutal reality. Realizing this, he wished his wife was actual pretty, but she's dead. So, he winded down on the curb reading upside down newspapers until a hungry, immortal god bought him. Then the immortal god cooked the geezer. Jumping out of the oven, he nakedly fled from the immortal god. Alas, it was over soon after the old man jumped off a cliff and committed suicide.
The ambulances consisted of Direpaw and Eveningkit, with...ironically Deathkit as a nurse. The car zoomed to the hospital and Deathkit soon died from poison. Later, the many
--Evening
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Warfrost
riverclan .
Black-and-white warrior of RiverClan[/color][M:-510]
Posts: 184
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Post by Warfrost on Mar 25, 2011 13:29:28 GMT -6
One day, a fat old geezer was sitting under a "For Sale" sign wearing only underwear and a scarf. He smiled, jittering nonsense about how he cost about as much as a snowcone. Standing up suddenly, he scared kids to hell, implanting remote-controlled microchips inside their skulls, reanimating their corpses. However, only because he was creepy and intellectually blind to brutal reality. Realizing this, he wished his wife was actual pretty, but she's dead. So, he winded down on the curb reading upside down newspapers until a hungry, immortal god bought him. Then the immortal god cooked the geezer. Jumping out of the oven, he nakedly fled from the immortal god. Alas, it was over soon after the old man jumped off a cliff and committed suicide.
The ambulances consisted of Direpaw and Eveningkit, with...ironically Deathkit as a nurse. The car zoomed to the hospital and Deathkit soon died from poison. Later, the many doctors did sugery
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[D] e a t h k i t
riverclan .
Pretty black kit of RiverClan[/size][M:-110]
PRIDE! ..My new obsession
Posts: 172
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Post by [D] e a t h k i t on Mar 25, 2011 14:06:49 GMT -6
One day, a fat old geezer was sitting under a "For Sale" sign wearing only underwear and a scarf. He smiled, jittering nonsense about how he cost about as much as a snowcone. Standing up suddenly, he scared kids to hell, implanting remote-controlled microchips inside their skulls, reanimating their corpses. However, only because he was creepy and intellectually blind to brutal reality. Realizing this, he wished his wife was actual pretty, but she's dead. So, he winded down on the curb reading upside down newspapers until a hungry, immortal god bought him. Then the immortal god cooked the geezer. Jumping out of the oven, he nakedly fled from the immortal god. Alas, it was over soon after the old man jumped off a cliff and committed suicide.
The ambulances consisted of Direpaw and Eveningkit, with...ironically Deathkit as a nurse. The car zoomed to the hospital and Deathkit soon died from poison. Later, the many doctors did sugery on the poor,
--Evening
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Warfrost
riverclan .
Black-and-white warrior of RiverClan[/color][M:-510]
Posts: 184
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Post by Warfrost on Mar 25, 2011 16:02:23 GMT -6
One day, a fat old geezer was sitting under a "For Sale" sign wearing only underwear and a scarf. He smiled, jittering nonsense about how he cost about as much as a snowcone. Standing up suddenly, he scared kids to hell, implanting remote-controlled microchips inside their skulls, reanimating their corpses. However, only because he was creepy and intellectually blind to brutal reality. Realizing this, he wished his wife was actual pretty, but she's dead. So, he winded down on the curb reading upside down newspapers until a hungry, immortal god bought him. Then the immortal god cooked the geezer. Jumping out of the oven, he nakedly fled from the immortal god. Alas, it was over soon after the old man jumped off a cliff and committed suicide.
The ambulances consisted of Direpaw and Eveningkit, with...ironically Deathkit as a nurse. The car zoomed to the hospital and Deathkit soon died from poison. Later, the many doctors did sugery on the poor, old geezer who
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Sparrowstar ♥
admin .
Handsome ginger tabby leader of WindClan[/size][M:0]
i see the world in black and white...
Posts: 156
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Post by Sparrowstar ♥ on Mar 25, 2011 20:45:51 GMT -6
One day, a fat old geezer was sitting under a "For Sale" sign wearing only underwear and a scarf. He smiled, jittering nonsense about how he cost about as much as a snowcone. Standing up suddenly, he scared kids to hell, implanting remote-controlled microchips inside their skulls, reanimating their corpses. However, only because he was creepy and intellectually blind to brutal reality. Realizing this, he wished his wife was actual pretty, but she's dead. So, he winded down on the curb reading upside down newspapers until a hungry, immortal god bought him. Then the immortal god cooked the geezer. Jumping out of the oven, he nakedly fled from the immortal god. Alas, it was over soon after the old man jumped off a cliff and committed suicide.
The ambulances consisted of Direpaw and Eveningkit, with...ironically Deathkit as a nurse. The car zoomed to the hospital and Deathkit soon died from poison. Later, the many doctors did sugery on the poor, old geezer who jumped off the... |
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Warfrost
riverclan .
Black-and-white warrior of RiverClan[/color][M:-510]
Posts: 184
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Post by Warfrost on Mar 26, 2011 13:36:45 GMT -6
One day, a fat old geezer was sitting under a "For Sale" sign wearing only underwear and a scarf. He smiled, jittering nonsense about how he cost about as much as a snowcone. Standing up suddenly, he scared kids to hell, implanting remote-controlled microchips inside their skulls, reanimating their corpses. However, only because he was creepy and intellectually blind to brutal reality. Realizing this, he wished his wife was actual pretty, but she's dead. So, he winded down on the curb reading upside down newspapers until a hungry, immortal god bought him. Then the immortal god cooked the geezer. Jumping out of the oven, he nakedly fled from the immortal god. Alas, it was over soon after the old man jumped off a cliff and committed suicide.
The ambulances consisted of Direpaw and Eveningkit, with...ironically Deathkit as a nurse. The car zoomed to the hospital and Deathkit soon died from poison. Later, the many doctors did sugery on the poor, old geezer who jumped off the cliff. They were
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Dewpaw
riverclan .
White tabby apprentice of RiverClan[/size][M:0]
Posts: 27
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Post by Dewpaw on Mar 26, 2011 13:39:33 GMT -6
One day, a fat old geezer was sitting under a "For Sale" sign wearing only underwear and a scarf. He smiled, jittering nonsense about how he cost about as much as a snowcone. Standing up suddenly, he scared kids to hell, implanting remote-controlled microchips inside their skulls, reanimating their corpses. However, only because he was creepy and intellectually blind to brutal reality. Realizing this, he wished his wife was actual pretty, but she's dead. So, he winded down on the curb reading upside down newspapers until a hungry, immortal god bought him. Then the immortal god cooked the geezer. Jumping out of the oven, he nakedly fled from the immortal god. Alas, it was over soon after the old man jumped off a cliff and committed suicide.
The ambulances consisted of Direpaw and Eveningkit, with...ironically Deathkit as a nurse. The car zoomed to the hospital and Deathkit soon died from poison. Later, the many doctors did sugery on the poor, old geezer who jumped off the cliff. They were wildly alcoholic skeletons
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Warfrost
riverclan .
Black-and-white warrior of RiverClan[/color][M:-510]
Posts: 184
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Post by Warfrost on Mar 26, 2011 13:40:42 GMT -6
One day, a fat old geezer was sitting under a "For Sale" sign wearing only underwear and a scarf. He smiled, jittering nonsense about how he cost about as much as a snowcone. Standing up suddenly, he scared kids to hell, implanting remote-controlled microchips inside their skulls, reanimating their corpses. However, only because he was creepy and intellectually blind to brutal reality. Realizing this, he wished his wife was actual pretty, but she's dead. So, he winded down on the curb reading upside down newspapers until a hungry, immortal god bought him. Then the immortal god cooked the geezer. Jumping out of the oven, he nakedly fled from the immortal god. Alas, it was over soon after the old man jumped off a cliff and committed suicide.
The ambulances consisted of Direpaw and Eveningkit, with...ironically Deathkit as a nurse. The car zoomed to the hospital and Deathkit soon died from poison. Later, the many doctors did sugery on the poor, old geezer who jumped off the cliff. They were wildly alcoholic skeletons, but managed to
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Dewpaw
riverclan .
White tabby apprentice of RiverClan[/size][M:0]
Posts: 27
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Post by Dewpaw on Mar 26, 2011 14:37:32 GMT -6
One day, a fat old geezer was sitting under a "For Sale" sign wearing only underwear and a scarf. He smiled, jittering nonsense about how he cost about as much as a snowcone. Standing up suddenly, he scared kids to hell, implanting remote-controlled microchips inside their skulls, reanimating their corpses. However, only because he was creepy and intellectually blind to brutal reality. Realizing this, he wished his wife was actual pretty, but she's dead. So, he winded down on the curb reading upside down newspapers until a hungry, immortal god bought him. Then the immortal god cooked the geezer. Jumping out of the oven, he nakedly fled from the immortal god. Alas, it was over soon after the old man jumped off a cliff and committed suicide.
The ambulances consisted of Direpaw and Eveningkit, with...ironically Deathkit as a nurse. The car zoomed to the hospital and Deathkit soon died from poison. Later, the many doctors did sugery on the poor, old geezer who jumped off the cliff. They were wildly alcoholic skeletons, but managed to fix him up.
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