[D] e a t h k i t
riverclan . 
Pretty black kit of RiverClan[/size][M:-110]
PRIDE! ..My new obsession
Posts: 172
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Post by [D] e a t h k i t on Mar 26, 2011 14:45:08 GMT -6
One day, a fat old geezer was sitting under a "For Sale" sign wearing only underwear and a scarf. He smiled, jittering nonsense about how he cost about as much as a snowcone. Standing up suddenly, he scared kids to hell, implanting remote-controlled microchips inside their skulls, reanimating their corpses. However, only because he was creepy and intellectually blind to brutal reality. Realizing this, he wished his wife was actual pretty, but she's dead. So, he winded down on the curb reading upside down newspapers until a hungry, immortal god bought him. Then the immortal god cooked the geezer. Jumping out of the oven, he nakedly fled from the immortal god. Alas, it was over soon after the old man jumped off a cliff and committed suicide.
The ambulances consisted of Direpaw and Eveningkit, with...ironically Deathkit as a nurse. The car zoomed to the hospital and Deathkit soon died from poison. Later, the many doctors did sugery on the poor, old geezer who jumped off the cliff. They were wildly alcoholic skeletons, but managed to fix him up. Along with many
--Evening
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Bonesong
windclan .
Sleek, black dappled warrior of WindClan[M:0]
Posts: 27
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Post by Bonesong on Mar 26, 2011 15:17:13 GMT -6
One day, a fat old geezer was sitting under a "For Sale" sign wearing only underwear and a scarf. He smiled, jittering nonsense about how he cost about as much as a snowcone. Standing up suddenly, he scared kids to hell, implanting remote-controlled microchips inside their skulls, reanimating their corpses. However, only because he was creepy and intellectually blind to brutal reality. Realizing this, he wished his wife was actual pretty, but she's dead. So, he winded down on the curb reading upside down newspapers until a hungry, immortal god bought him. Then the immortal god cooked the geezer. Jumping out of the oven, he nakedly fled from the immortal god. Alas, it was over soon after the old man jumped off a cliff and committed suicide.
The ambulances consisted of Direpaw and Eveningkit, with...ironically Deathkit as a nurse. The car zoomed to the hospital and Deathkit soon died from poison. Later, the many doctors did sugery on the poor, old geezer who jumped off the cliff. They were wildly alcoholic skeletons, but managed to fix him up. Along with many elegant, beautiful crazies.
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Darkpaw
windclan .
Smokey-grey tabby apprentice of WindClan[M:0]
Posts: 21
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Post by Darkpaw on Mar 26, 2011 18:07:04 GMT -6
One day, a fat old geezer was sitting under a "For Sale" sign wearing only underwear and a scarf. He smiled, jittering nonsense about how he cost about as much as a snowcone. Standing up suddenly, he scared kids to hell, implanting remote-controlled microchips inside their skulls, reanimating their corpses. However, only because he was creepy and intellectually blind to brutal reality. Realizing this, he wished his wife was actual pretty, but she's dead. So, he winded down on the curb reading upside down newspapers until a hungry, immortal god bought him. Then the immortal god cooked the geezer. Jumping out of the oven, he nakedly fled from the immortal god. Alas, it was over soon after the old man jumped off a cliff and committed suicide.
The ambulances consisted of Direpaw and Eveningkit, with...ironically Deathkit as a nurse. The car zoomed to the hospital and Deathkit soon died from poison. Later, the many doctors did sugery on the poor, old geezer who jumped off the cliff. They were wildly alcoholic skeletons, but managed to fix him up. Along with many elegant, beautiful crazies. The naked geezer
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[D] e a t h k i t
riverclan .
Pretty black kit of RiverClan[/size][M:-110]
PRIDE! ..My new obsession
Posts: 172
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Post by [D] e a t h k i t on Mar 27, 2011 14:45:09 GMT -6
One day, a fat old geezer was sitting under a "For Sale" sign wearing only underwear and a scarf. He smiled, jittering nonsense about how he cost about as much as a snowcone. Standing up suddenly, he scared kids to hell, implanting remote-controlled microchips inside their skulls, reanimating their corpses. However, only because he was creepy and intellectually blind to brutal reality. Realizing this, he wished his wife was actual pretty, but she's dead. So, he winded down on the curb reading upside down newspapers until a hungry, immortal god bought him. Then the immortal god cooked the geezer. Jumping out of the oven, he nakedly fled from the immortal god. Alas, it was over soon after the old man jumped off a cliff and committed suicide.
The ambulances consisted of Direpaw and Eveningkit, with...ironically Deathkit as a nurse. The car zoomed to the hospital and Deathkit soon died from poison. Later, the many doctors did sugery on the poor, old geezer who jumped off the cliff. They were wildly alcoholic skeletons, but managed to fix him up. Along with many elegant, beautiful crazies. The naked geezer soon found out
--Evening
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Darkpaw
windclan .
Smokey-grey tabby apprentice of WindClan[M:0]
Posts: 21
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Post by Darkpaw on Mar 27, 2011 17:17:05 GMT -6
One day, a fat old geezer was sitting under a "For Sale" sign wearing only underwear and a scarf. He smiled, jittering nonsense about how he cost about as much as a snowcone. Standing up suddenly, he scared kids to hell, implanting remote-controlled microchips inside their skulls, reanimating their corpses. However, only because he was creepy and intellectually blind to brutal reality. Realizing this, he wished his wife was actual pretty, but she's dead. So, he winded down on the curb reading upside down newspapers until a hungry, immortal god bought him. Then the immortal god cooked the geezer. Jumping out of the oven, he nakedly fled from the immortal god. Alas, it was over soon after the old man jumped off a cliff and committed suicide.
The ambulances consisted of Direpaw and Eveningkit, with...ironically Deathkit as a nurse. The car zoomed to the hospital and Deathkit soon died from poison. Later, the many doctors did sugery on the poor, old geezer who jumped off the cliff. They were wildly alcoholic skeletons, but managed to fix him up. Along with many elegant, beautiful crazies. The naked geezer soon found out he was alive!
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[D] e a t h k i t
riverclan .
Pretty black kit of RiverClan[/size][M:-110]
PRIDE! ..My new obsession
Posts: 172
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Post by [D] e a t h k i t on Mar 27, 2011 17:27:24 GMT -6
One day, a fat old geezer was sitting under a "For Sale" sign wearing only underwear and a scarf. He smiled, jittering nonsense about how he cost about as much as a snowcone. Standing up suddenly, he scared kids to hell, implanting remote-controlled microchips inside their skulls, reanimating their corpses. However, only because he was creepy and intellectually blind to brutal reality. Realizing this, he wished his wife was actual pretty, but she's dead. So, he winded down on the curb reading upside down newspapers until a hungry, immortal god bought him. Then the immortal god cooked the geezer. Jumping out of the oven, he nakedly fled from the immortal god. Alas, it was over soon after the old man jumped off a cliff and committed suicide.
The ambulances consisted of Direpaw and Eveningkit, with...ironically Deathkit as a nurse. The car zoomed to the hospital and Deathkit soon died from poison. Later, the many doctors did sugery on the poor, old geezer who jumped off the cliff. They were wildly alcoholic skeletons, but managed to fix him up. Along with many elegant, beautiful crazies. The naked geezer soon found out he was alive! Oh the joy
--Evening
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Sparrowstar ♥
admin .
Handsome ginger tabby leader of WindClan[/size][M:0]
i see the world in black and white...
Posts: 156
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Post by Sparrowstar ♥ on Mar 28, 2011 15:01:27 GMT -6
One day, a fat old geezer was sitting under a "For Sale" sign wearing only underwear and a scarf. He smiled, jittering nonsense about how he cost about as much as a snowcone. Standing up suddenly, he scared kids to hell, implanting remote-controlled microchips inside their skulls, reanimating their corpses. However, only because he was creepy and intellectually blind to brutal reality. Realizing this, he wished his wife was actual pretty, but she's dead. So, he winded down on the curb reading upside down newspapers until a hungry, immortal god bought him. Then the immortal god cooked the geezer. Jumping out of the oven, he nakedly fled from the immortal god. Alas, it was over soon after the old man jumped off a cliff and committed suicide.
The ambulances consisted of Direpaw and Eveningkit, with...ironically Deathkit as a nurse. The car zoomed to the hospital and Deathkit soon died from poison. Later, the many doctors did sugery on the poor, old geezer who jumped off the cliff. They were wildly alcoholic skeletons, but managed to fix him up. Along with many elegant, beautiful crazies. The naked geezer soon found out he was alive! Oh the joy that he felt! |
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Darkpaw
windclan .
Smokey-grey tabby apprentice of WindClan[M:0]
Posts: 21
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Post by Darkpaw on Mar 28, 2011 20:36:29 GMT -6
One day, a fat old geezer was sitting under a "For Sale" sign wearing only underwear and a scarf. He smiled, jittering nonsense about how he cost about as much as a snowcone. Standing up suddenly, he scared kids to hell, implanting remote-controlled microchips inside their skulls, reanimating their corpses. However, only because he was creepy and intellectually blind to brutal reality. Realizing this, he wished his wife was actual pretty, but she's dead. So, he winded down on the curb reading upside down newspapers until a hungry, immortal god bought him. Then the immortal god cooked the geezer. Jumping out of the oven, he nakedly fled from the immortal god. Alas, it was over soon after the old man jumped off a cliff and committed suicide.
The ambulances consisted of Direpaw and Eveningkit, with...ironically Deathkit as a nurse. The car zoomed to the hospital and Deathkit soon died from poison. Later, the many doctors did sugery on the poor, old geezer who jumped off the cliff. They were wildly alcoholic skeletons, but managed to fix him up. Along with many elegant, beautiful crazies. The naked geezer soon found out he was alive! Oh the joy that he felt! Racing from the
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[D] e a t h k i t
riverclan .
Pretty black kit of RiverClan[/size][M:-110]
PRIDE! ..My new obsession
Posts: 172
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Post by [D] e a t h k i t on Mar 29, 2011 20:28:04 GMT -6
One day, a fat old geezer was sitting under a "For Sale" sign wearing only underwear and a scarf. He smiled, jittering nonsense about how he cost about as much as a snowcone. Standing up suddenly, he scared kids to hell, implanting remote-controlled microchips inside their skulls, reanimating their corpses. However, only because he was creepy and intellectually blind to brutal reality. Realizing this, he wished his wife was actual pretty, but she's dead. So, he winded down on the curb reading upside down newspapers until a hungry, immortal god bought him. Then the immortal god cooked the geezer. Jumping out of the oven, he nakedly fled from the immortal god. Alas, it was over soon after the old man jumped off a cliff and committed suicide.
The ambulances consisted of Direpaw and Eveningkit, with...ironically Deathkit as a nurse. The car zoomed to the hospital and Deathkit soon died from poison. Later, the many doctors did sugery on the poor, old geezer who jumped off the cliff. They were wildly alcoholic skeletons, but managed to fix him up. Along with many elegant, beautiful crazies. The naked geezer soon found out he was alive! Oh the joy that he felt! Racing from the hospital, a tear
--Evening
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Dewpaw
riverclan .
White tabby apprentice of RiverClan[/size][M:0]
Posts: 27
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Post by Dewpaw on Mar 30, 2011 18:20:33 GMT -6
One day, a fat old geezer was sitting under a "For Sale" sign wearing only underwear and a scarf. He smiled, jittering nonsense about how he cost about as much as a snowcone. Standing up suddenly, he scared kids to hell, implanting remote-controlled microchips inside their skulls, reanimating their corpses. However, only because he was creepy and intellectually blind to brutal reality. Realizing this, he wished his wife was actual pretty, but she's dead. So, he winded down on the curb reading upside down newspapers until a hungry, immortal god bought him. Then the immortal god cooked the geezer. Jumping out of the oven, he nakedly fled from the immortal god. Alas, it was over soon after the old man jumped off a cliff and committed suicide.
The ambulances consisted of Direpaw and Eveningkit, with...ironically Deathkit as a nurse. The car zoomed to the hospital and Deathkit soon died from poison. Later, the many doctors did sugery on the poor, old geezer who jumped off the cliff. They were wildly alcoholic skeletons, but managed to fix him up. Along with many elegant, beautiful crazies. The naked geezer soon found out he was alive! Oh the joy that he felt! Racing from the hospital, a tear fell from his
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[D] e a t h k i t
riverclan .
Pretty black kit of RiverClan[/size][M:-110]
PRIDE! ..My new obsession
Posts: 172
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Post by [D] e a t h k i t on Mar 30, 2011 18:34:03 GMT -6
One day, a fat old geezer was sitting under a "For Sale" sign wearing only underwear and a scarf. He smiled, jittering nonsense about how he cost about as much as a snowcone. Standing up suddenly, he scared kids to hell, implanting remote-controlled microchips inside their skulls, reanimating their corpses. However, only because he was creepy and intellectually blind to brutal reality. Realizing this, he wished his wife was actual pretty, but she's dead. So, he winded down on the curb reading upside down newspapers until a hungry, immortal god bought him. Then the immortal god cooked the geezer. Jumping out of the oven, he nakedly fled from the immortal god. Alas, it was over soon after the old man jumped off a cliff and committed suicide.
The ambulances consisted of Direpaw and Eveningkit, with...ironically Deathkit as a nurse. The car zoomed to the hospital and Deathkit soon died from poison. Later, the many doctors did sugery on the poor, old geezer who jumped off the cliff. They were wildly alcoholic skeletons, but managed to fix him up. Along with many elegant, beautiful crazies. The naked geezer soon found out he was alive! Oh the joy that he felt! Racing from the hospital, a tear fell from his big, round eye.
--Evening
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Dewpaw
riverclan .
White tabby apprentice of RiverClan[/size][M:0]
Posts: 27
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Post by Dewpaw on Mar 30, 2011 18:50:10 GMT -6
One day, a fat old geezer was sitting under a "For Sale" sign wearing only underwear and a scarf. He smiled, jittering nonsense about how he cost about as much as a snowcone. Standing up suddenly, he scared kids to hell, implanting remote-controlled microchips inside their skulls, reanimating their corpses. However, only because he was creepy and intellectually blind to brutal reality. Realizing this, he wished his wife was actual pretty, but she's dead. So, he winded down on the curb reading upside down newspapers until a hungry, immortal god bought him. Then the immortal god cooked the geezer. Jumping out of the oven, he nakedly fled from the immortal god. Alas, it was over soon after the old man jumped off a cliff and committed suicide.
The ambulances consisted of Direpaw and Eveningkit, with...ironically Deathkit as a nurse. The car zoomed to the hospital and Deathkit soon died from poison. Later, the many doctors did sugery on the poor, old geezer who jumped off the cliff. They were wildly alcoholic skeletons, but managed to fix him up. Along with many elegant, beautiful crazies. The naked geezer soon found out he was alive! Oh the joy that he felt! Racing from the hospital, a tear fell from his big, round eye.
But the craziness
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Warfrost
riverclan .
Black-and-white warrior of RiverClan[/color][M:-510]
Posts: 184
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Post by Warfrost on Mar 30, 2011 19:35:50 GMT -6
One day, a fat old geezer was sitting under a "For Sale" sign wearing only underwear and a scarf. He smiled, jittering nonsense about how he cost about as much as a snowcone. Standing up suddenly, he scared kids to hell, implanting remote-controlled microchips inside their skulls, reanimating their corpses. However, only because he was creepy and intellectually blind to brutal reality. Realizing this, he wished his wife was actual pretty, but she's dead. So, he winded down on the curb reading upside down newspapers until a hungry, immortal god bought him. Then the immortal god cooked the geezer. Jumping out of the oven, he nakedly fled from the immortal god. Alas, it was over soon after the old man jumped off a cliff and committed suicide.
The ambulances consisted of Direpaw and Eveningkit, with...ironically Deathkit as a nurse. The car zoomed to the hospital and Deathkit soon died from poison. Later, the many doctors did sugery on the poor, old geezer who jumped off the cliff. They were wildly alcoholic skeletons, but managed to fix him up. Along with many elegant, beautiful crazies. The naked geezer soon found out he was alive! Oh the joy that he felt! Racing from the hospital, a tear fell from his big, round eye.
But the craziness of the world
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[D] e a t h k i t
riverclan .
Pretty black kit of RiverClan[/size][M:-110]
PRIDE! ..My new obsession
Posts: 172
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Post by [D] e a t h k i t on Mar 30, 2011 20:18:56 GMT -6
One day, a fat old geezer was sitting under a "For Sale" sign wearing only underwear and a scarf. He smiled, jittering nonsense about how he cost about as much as a snowcone. Standing up suddenly, he scared kids to hell, implanting remote-controlled microchips inside their skulls, reanimating their corpses. However, only because he was creepy and intellectually blind to brutal reality. Realizing this, he wished his wife was actual pretty, but she's dead. So, he winded down on the curb reading upside down newspapers until a hungry, immortal god bought him. Then the immortal god cooked the geezer. Jumping out of the oven, he nakedly fled from the immortal god. Alas, it was over soon after the old man jumped off a cliff and committed suicide.
The ambulances consisted of Direpaw and Eveningkit, with...ironically Deathkit as a nurse. The car zoomed to the hospital and Deathkit soon died from poison. Later, the many doctors did sugery on the poor, old geezer who jumped off the cliff. They were wildly alcoholic skeletons, but managed to fix him up. Along with many elegant, beautiful crazies. The naked geezer soon found out he was alive! Oh the joy that he felt! Racing from the hospital, a tear fell from his big, round eye.
But the craziness of the world did not favor
--Evening
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Warfrost
riverclan .
Black-and-white warrior of RiverClan[/color][M:-510]
Posts: 184
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Post by Warfrost on Mar 30, 2011 20:39:50 GMT -6
One day, a fat old geezer was sitting under a "For Sale" sign wearing only underwear and a scarf. He smiled, jittering nonsense about how he cost about as much as a snowcone. Standing up suddenly, he scared kids to hell, implanting remote-controlled microchips inside their skulls, reanimating their corpses. However, only because he was creepy and intellectually blind to brutal reality. Realizing this, he wished his wife was actual pretty, but she's dead. So, he winded down on the curb reading upside down newspapers until a hungry, immortal god bought him. Then the immortal god cooked the geezer. Jumping out of the oven, he nakedly fled from the immortal god. Alas, it was over soon after the old man jumped off a cliff and committed suicide.
The ambulances consisted of Direpaw and Eveningkit, with...ironically Deathkit as a nurse. The car zoomed to the hospital and Deathkit soon died from poison. Later, the many doctors did sugery on the poor, old geezer who jumped off the cliff. They were wildly alcoholic skeletons, but managed to fix him up. Along with many elegant, beautiful crazies. The naked geezer soon found out he was alive! Oh the joy that he felt! Racing from the hospital, a tear fell from his big, round eye.
But the craziness of the world did not favor naked old geezers,
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