Corrupt a Wish

[Warfrost]

...Wish granted. But it's all badly drawn and all in some strange language. And all the guys sound like girls and all the girls like guys.

I wish that you'd unwish the bad part of my granting of your wish, just to make you happy again.

[[D] e a t h k i t]

--------------------Granted

but now someone has to redraw it, so Evening hires a professional who looks at the drafts Dire drew and is infuriated by the awfulness that he kills you.

---------------------Wish
that I saved your life and you were forever in meh debt X3

--Evening

[Warfrost]

(Oh heck no.) ...Wish granted, I suppose. But whatever you tell me to do I manage to screw it up, and I have to follow you around due to being in debt and bother you...Forever. :3

I wish you were an awesome animator.

[[D] e a t h k i t]

Hell, yes!

------------------Granted <3
But I already am, so it does no good. Just Kidding. ^^
But I pay a lot of money and no one likes meh -sobs-

-------------------Wish
that I could code better.

--Evening

[Warfrost]

(Poor Eve.) Wish granted! But all the coding that you finally have learned to use is no longer up to date and is not accepted as valid coding for any websites. Whatsoever.

I wish I was the greatest artist in the world! (I wonder how you'll crush my dreams this time. lol, jk)

[[D] e a t h k i t]

-----------------Granted :3
but it ends up being abstract art, and that is now very out of date ^^ hehe

------------------Wish
that....I had something to wish for and had not run out of words.

--Evening

[Warfrost]

Wish granted. You suddenly feel the urge to wish that Dire was your master, and that you'd do everything she says.

I wish you couldn't affect what I have granted your wish with at all. :3

[[D] e a t h k i t]

-----------Granted
but my mind leaks oils of unmade and half-made character bios that reform into their characters and eat your soul along with Direpaw's [and I ish still helpless]

------------Wish
that I had a pencil X3

--Evening

[Warfrost]

Wish granted. However, I take it from you and stab you in the eye with it.

I wish for a machine gun.

[[D] e a t h k i t]

-stares- you are excessively violent.

-----------Granted
but die from a reincarnated Evening who stabbed you in the face with a pen [woot for pens] and covered your body in oil and ignited it.

------------Wish
I wasn't banned from the computer for three months

--Evening

[Warfrost]

(You're grounded from the computer for three months?)

Wish granted. But your computer is broken and won't work for those three months, so what difference does it make? xD

I wish you knew it was I who broke your computer.

[[D] e a t h k i t]

[-sigh- yup, my laptop and maybe this one if she figures out how to ban sites -cough- if I am, I will use meh school time ^^]

----------------Granted
but Evening still feels sad 3:

-----------------Wish
that someone actually did break my computer instead >.<

--Evening

[Warfrost]

Wish granted. Consider your computer broken. -leans on baseball bat- :3

I wish I had a motorcycle!!! ♥♥♥

[[D] e a t h k i t]

----------Granted
but you don't know how to ride it, thus, fall off every time you try and because you are 'very fragile' you break many bones that cannot be fixed easily and less painfully

-----------Wish
I had all my homework finished >.<

--Evening

[Warfrost]

Wish granted. Sadly, I burn all your finished homework so you have to do it all over again!

I wish my dad allowed me to learn how to play the drums.