Corrupt a Wish

[[D] e a t h k i t]

-----------------Granted
but you suck so horribly, that no one wants to hear you play and cut off your arms so that you can't

[no, I am not a serial murderer! Even if I leave the impression that I am X3]

-------------------Wish
that I could hide my emotions really well!

--Evening

[Warfrost]

Wish granted. However, you are able to hide them so well to the extent you become completely emotionless. Because of this, people begin to distance themselves from you, until you find yourself completely and utterly alone. But you can't express your sadness.

I wish I could live to 120. :3

[[D] e a t h k i t]

-------------Granted
but you're so old and wrinkled that no one wants to touch you, let alone go near you --and your eyes are creepily sunk in like you're a zombie.....like my fourth grade english teacher.

--------------Wish
I was a playing card [idk..? X3]

---Evening

[Warfrost]

(Where has the world gone to when Eve becomes a player?...card...) Wish granted. However you are the instructional card that nobody likes and are finally eaten by the family dog.

I wish I could know Evening in real life, since she sounds awesome and easy to manipulate eat pick on. xD

[[D] e a t h k i t]

------------------Granted
buuuut, it turns out she isn't so easy to manipu- -cough- pick on. X3 And she ends up beating you at any game in sight.

-------------------Wish
I wush a birdiehh -stares at self- wow...

--Evening

[Warfrost]

>.> Wish granted. You become a chicken. I like chicken. -stuffs in mouth- Omnomnom.

I wish I had cake right now. -stomach growls-

[[D] e a t h k i t]

------------------Granted
but it's poisoned with a powder that gives ATHLETE'S FOOT NOOOOOO, and apparently you are allergic to that <----don't ask.

------------------Wish
that I will never get a headache again>,<

--Evening

[Warfrost]

Wish granted. Sadly, you begin to have increasingly painful back pain instead.

I wish I could pour hot sauce into your eyes.

[[D] e a t h k i t]

---------------Granted
but I eat hotsauce everyday so it doesn't affect me [no kidding, I just had some tonight too, in fact]

---------------Wish
that I was already finished with meh bio and no mistakes and nothing could ruin it and it was long with perfect length and I loved it and so did everyone else X3 And it was also avalible to the sight in which I had permission to role-play her and I paid for everything I needed with lots of extra moneh left over

[HAHAHHAHA]

--Evening

[Warfrost]

Wish granted. However the site closes down again before you're able to roleplay her. xDDD

I wish you'd tell me why it bothers you that I'm telling stuff about you in the cbox.

[[D] e a t h k i t]

-------------Granted
but you really don't find out anything except that I am just creeped out about your knowledge.

--------------Wish
I was a kitteh

--Evening

[Sparrowstar ♥]

Granted, but then a doggie came up and ate you >D

I wish I could fly...

[Warfrost]

Wish granted! But it just so happens that Evening wanted to fly as well, but got attacked by my flying carnivorous marker mustache. You meet the same fate.

I wish I was a real warrior cat. Would be so awesome.

[Sparrowstar ♥]

Granted, but then you went into battle with WindClan, and Sparrowstar killed you

I wish I had magical powers where I could always win those claw games and win tons of stuffed animals. *dreams*

[Warfrost]

Wished granted, but the stuffed animals come alive and eat you.

I wish it wasn't so cold where I live.