Corrupt a Wish

[Bonesong]

Wish granted, but a voodoo priest you insulted without realizing it curses you so that you can only ever use a mouse.

I wish a certain person would stop being such a jerk.

[[D] e a t h k i t]

-------------Granted
but there is theoretically nothing wrong with that so there is nothing bad happing, thus everyone is happy X3

-------------Wish
that I knew why I was in such a great freaking mood

--Evening

[Bonesong]

Wish granted, but tommorow you are in a bad mood and never realize why.

I wish I could go somewhere today.

[[D] e a t h k i t]

---------Granted
but it's to your grave 3:

---------Wish
that I could find another interesting anime besides the ones that I am currently and have already watched ^^

[Warfrost]

Wish granted, but you are doomed to continue watching that stupid anime you ranted about earlier.

I wish Photoshop Elements 7 would download and work on my computer. Dx

[Sparrowstar ♥]

Granted, but then your computer crashed, and you can't use it now anyway.

I wish my life had a rewind button so I could go back and redo everything that went wrong.

[Warfrost]

Wish granted! But all things happen for a reason, and you find that you are worse off than before.

I wish mushroom clouds weren't so hard to make on Gimp. D:<

[[D] e a t h k i t]

--------------------...Granted
But, they turn out to be POISONOUS MUSHROOM CLOUDS THAT FLY OUT OF THE COMPUTER AND EAT YOUR SOUL!

---------------------Wish
that Raccoon would finally accept that FMA:B is better than FMA because one, Pride isn't in FMA and two, the kiddie Wrath looks like a hobo/goblin thing, and wasn't even in the original manga, and three, FMA doesn't follow the manga at all --and four, in FMA:B Gluttony gets eaten by Pride which is so ironic and epic that you can't miss it and thus do, when watching FMA instead of FMA:B

X3

--Evening

[Warfrost]

Er...wish granted? But when Raccoon accepts this, the entire FMA:B anime disappears without a trace.

That I was already at my friend's sleepover party in the mountains! :3

[[D] e a t h k i t]

----------------Granted
but it bears attack when you arrive and you DIE

----------------Wish
that I had a new anime to watch

[Warfrost]

Wish granted, but it's stupid and boring.

I wish my cat didn't dig her claws into me! DDDDx

[[D] e a t h k i t]

----------------Granted
but she digs her teeth in instead

----------------Wish
that I could stay home from school tomorrow

--Evening

[»» Morningheart]

Wish granted, but now your stuck with being horribly sick like I am x(

I wish I was no longer sick.

[Vulturepaw]

Wish granted, but you get grounded as soon as you aren't sick anymore.

I wish people would reply more often on here. xD

[»» Morningheart]

Granted, but then they get so obsessed with replying, that they don't eat, don't sleep, and eventually don't breathe. Then they all die, nice wish! xD

I wish that I could write posts over 3000 words.