Corrupt a Wish

[[D] e a t h k i t]

---------------Granted
but it turns too hot and all the water dries up etc. etc. etc., the normal movie kind of thing.

---------------Wish
that...I...uh..I..had tons of moneh :3

[Warfrost]

Wish granted! But you are soon murdered during a robbery of all your money.

I wish I had a Wacom Cintaq. Would be awesome.

[[D] e a t h k i t]

---------------------Granted
but because Evening is your little genii, and has no idea what it is, she mistakenly gives you a teddy bear

---------------------Wish
that I was all knowing

--Evening

[Warfrost]

...Well, I guess the teddy bear was better than nothing.

Anyway, wish granted. You become all knowing, and because of this, die of boredom because nothing is interesting anymore...You already know everything.

I wish I was psychic.

[Sparrowstar ♥]

Granted, but then once you learned everything, there was nothing left to learn. Then you got so bored that the only thing that you thought was fun was counting spoons.

I wish I could make stuff disappear.

[Quietbreath]

Wish Granted, but you somehow manage to make yourself dissapear.

I wish I was a scene kid!!!

[Warfrost]

Wish granted! Er...but I'm not really sure what that is, so...It's only temporary.

I wish I was a pilot. Or maybe even go into the Air Force one day.

[Dewpaw]

Wish granted, but you come home to find that your spouse fell in love with the gardener and they have taken the children and gone to Mexico.

I wish we actually had Spring weather right now.

[Warfrost]

Wish granted! But the new spring weather brings lots of weeds. They overgrow your house and turn you into plant food...

I wish I had a plane right now, and that I knew how to fly it.

[Dewpaw]

Wish granted, but it disintegrates within two days.

I wish I had a dog.

[[D] e a t h k i t]

---------------------Granted
but dogs can hardly compare to cats, and once you realize that you are ashamed and he dies

----------------------Wish
that Wrath would DIE ALREADY!

--Evening

[Bonesong]

Granted, but he is resurrected and you have to marry him.
(Yes, I do know that he is an anime character xD).

I wish I had some dinner right now.

[Warfrost]

Wish granted, but you eat so much you explode.

I wish I wasn't so bored right now.

[Bonesong]

Granted, but you are so entertained you forget to eat or drink and die of dehydration.

I wish it was 6:00 pm.

[Warfrost]

Wish granted. But at 6:00 PM you suddenly die unexpectedly.

I wish I had tireless energy.