Corrupt a Wish

[Bonesong]

Wish granted, but you can never sleep again.

I wish that the Cbox had better smilies.

[Darkpaw]

Wish granted! But smileys are then banned from usage forever on the internet.

I wish I owned the internet. (Pfft, I could ban all those jerks on the internet.)

[[D] e a t h k i t]

----------------Granted
but thou who granted thee wish by accident allowed you to 'pwn' the internet instead of own it.

-----------------Wish
that this site had the "Justify" tags.

--Evening

[Darkpaw]

Wish granted, but the Justify tag suddenly does not work on Proboards anymore.

I wish I could actually sing very well.

[[D] e a t h k i t]

----------Granted
but you sing so nicely, that no one will let you rest your voice and you end up loosing it

-----------Wish
that all schools never had homework ever again

--Evening

[Sparrowstar ♥]

Granted, but then people in their 30s were so stupid they didn't know what 2+2 was.

I wish Justin Bieber wasn't alive. (sorry if that's really rude and offends some people...)

[Darkpaw]

Wish granted! But all his stinkin' fan girls bore you to death with their misery.

I wish I didn't have to get off the computer soon.

[Sparrowstar ♥]

Granted, but suddenly your computer got a virus and crashed!

I was I could have some pizza right now...

[[D] e a t h k i t]

------------Granted
but it has deadly viper poison in it that makes you hallusinate that you are going out with Justin Bieber

-------------Wish
that I had this fricken project finished already

--Evening

[Dewpaw]

Granted, but you finish it so quickly that you make some big mistakes and have to redo it.

I wish it was 4th quarter already. (Last ten weeks of school).

[[D] e a t h k i t]

----------------Granted!
but soon, once it turns to the fifth, they stupidly decide to increase twenty more days to the schedule.

-----------------Wish
that I wasn't so tired so often.

--Evening

[Dewpaw]

Wish granted! But now you must do one hundred push-ups and pull-ups a day.

I wish I had some more books.

[Warfrost]

Wish granted, but suddenly there is an avalanche of your books and they bury you alive.

I wish I had some muse for writing right now.

[[D] e a t h k i t]

-----------Granted
-cough- but its muse about unwanted and unrelated topics to warriors or anything you would actually want or need.

------------Wish
that I had a whale

--Evening

[Warfrost]

Wish granted, but the whale soon dies because you don't have any big enough water sources. (If you do, all the water dries up.)

I wish my Wacom Tablet worked!