Corrupt a Wish

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Evening herez with another small gameth~

Quick Rules
All you really have to do is grant a fellow's member's wish, sounds nice, right? But there's a catch [sighs of complaing people 'but there's always a catch' derp].
The catch is, is that the person after you has to grant that wish, but theeeeen, makes it all "nooooes I don't want that wish anymooooores".

Example
Bob: I wish for a pegasus.
Joe: Wish granted, but it flies off. I wish I could fly.
Your Uncle Freddy: Wish granted! But you crash into something and die. I wish... etc. etc.

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------------Start
I wish I had pumpkin pie!

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[Warfrost]

Wish granted. However, the pumpkin pie was poisoned and you grow deathly ill and die. I wish I had cool sunglasses.

Oh yeah. Sexy.

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-------------Granted
but you they are prescription in which wearing them blinds you.

--------------Wish
that I had a kitteh.

--Evening

[Warfrost]

Wish granted! But you get me as a kitten instead and I eat you. :3 I wish I had a marker mustache.

Even sexier.

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---------------Granted
er...but it comes alive and eats your face off X3

---------------Wish
that I could fly --WEEEE

--Evening

[Warfrost]

Wish granted. But my marker mustache learns how to fly as well and eats your toes off. I wish that I had a leaf. :3

Don't ask...

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-stares-

-cough- Anyway....

------------------Granted
But....um, it rips in half and flows out blood that regenerates into a human body that wants to nom you to death and reap your soul.

-------------------Wish
I had an IQ of 200 like this awesome anime character that I know X3

--Evening

[Warfrost]

Wish granted! But you are captured for your intelligence and used as a science experiment. I wish that I had some tape.

...

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------------Granted
but it ends up to be magical expanding tape that raps you up and claws deep into your interior organs and kills you from the inside --so you die...

------------Wish
that I had a BIG AWESOME TREE!

--Evening

[Warfrost]

Wish not granted. No, just kidding. This tree, however, strangely has a mouth and lungs...So it screams all the time and you get no sleep.

I wish I had handcuffs.

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Derp.

------------Granted
but....erm, you are mistaken for a convict and get taken to jail where they hang you and use your body to make a philosopher's stone replica and embed your soul into an empty suit of armor like seen in FMAB.

------------Wish
that life was an anime ^^'

--Evening

[Warfrost]

Wish granted! But somebody gets hold of an eraser and erases everything but themselves...Er...Yeah.

I wish I had been the person that had that eraser. :3

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> You evil thing!

-----------Granted
but you are gifted with something called "Guiltiness" and "selflessness" and thus, feel bad and draw everyone back in with colourful detail and they take revenge and kill you.

-----------Wish
that people recognized that "purple" is just a name made up by crayola.

--Evening

[Warfrost]

Wish granted! Your wish truly was granted, because I know that the name purple was made up by crayola. However, people are upset by this and create a riotous mob that burns down your house.

I wish that all anime was banned and destroyed, just to tick you off. :3

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-flies at Dire with a knife-

---------grr..Granted
But thousands of angry civilians and animators storm your house and torture you with bbguns

---------Wish
that anime was back :3

--Evening